Morning After Girls

After listening to their praise of the officers one morning, Mr Bennet said coolly, 'From what I can see, you must be two of the silliest girls in the country.

一天早上，班纳特先生听了她们对军官的称赞以后冷冷地说：“依我看，你们俩肯定是全英国最傻的女孩。”

One morning after Ellen had hopped into the car, the driver, a father of one of the girls, turned around and asked, "How come no one says' good morning 'to me?"

一天早晨，当埃雷跳进车子后，司机，一个女生的父亲回过头来问：怎么没有人向我问好啊？

Anyone who's around teenage girls or techy men knows someone who checks E-mail, text messages or Facebook pages after turning out the light at night and before going to the bathroom in the morning.

凡是认识十多岁少女或易怒男的人都会认识这样的人：他们经常在晚上开灯之后或者早晨沐浴之前查看email、短信或者Facebook留言。